I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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