why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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