So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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