Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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