**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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