Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
do herpes really smell.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Randomize
