i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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