Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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