he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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