do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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