I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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