That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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