Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
