New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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