the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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