u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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