even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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