Barsexuality is the new black.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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