I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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