I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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