Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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You are the jesus of drinking
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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