Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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