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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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