She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?