If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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