sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You are the jesus of drinking
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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