guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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