I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
bring money and cleavage
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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