So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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