That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.