I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive