I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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