I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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