let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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