what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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