just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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