He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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