I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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