PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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