What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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