just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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