Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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