Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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