As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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