He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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