Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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