i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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