Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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