You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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