dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
high people should be assigned attendants
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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