I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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