FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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