what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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