i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why did my mother make you get naked?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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