I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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