its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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